Prime Cut Pork Chop Therapeutic Hot/Cold Pack - Ready to Ship!

$25.00


100% Corn Fed and Home Sewn.

This perfectly cut piece of fleece & felt meat is filled with temperature retaining corn kernels. Measuring approximately 8 1/2 inches long and 6 1/2 inches wide (at its widest point), it is sure to cover the biggest boo boos! Leave it in the freezer so it's always ready for action, or pop (it won't actually pop!) it in the microwave for about a minute for soothing heat. Packaged in true Butcher Fashion with my classic label and Instructions inside.

Truly the perfect steak for carnivores and herbivores alike ;) BUT.... This is a FAKE STEAK!! No animals were harmed in the making of this product! Do not attempt to eat this, or feed it to your child or pet - that would be a serious mistake!! And it's really not a toy either, for Children and Pets, and can be a choking hazard for little ones under 3 years old - So do not let children, furry, or fur-free play with this unattended.

AND - DO NOT OVERHEAT! Heat in increments of 15 seconds if you plan to heat for more than 1 minute. Spot clean only - never submerge. I suggest storing it in a container or a sealed bag in your freezer to make sure it stays clean, dry and ready to use. It will absorb moisture from surrounding air - so it may sweat when heated if exposed to humidity, like all corn or rice filled heat packs (I'm just the only one telling you about it ;)

As expected and hilarious yet functional!


I purchased this for a co-worker who has cancer. He absolutely loves it. The product is very well made.


Great item, item arrived on time.



Gave it to my brother for his birthday. He loved it. Thank you so much.


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